The Badge of Quality Corporation

Mr. Milk Bottle's evil nemesis, the Red Baseball tries to exact his revenge in the Badge of Quality's exciting virtual reality ride located here in Milk Bottle Town. This ride is called DRIVE THE BASEBALL. As its name suggests, you (the lucky user) get to drive the Red Baseball on his topsy turvy, wacky ride through space towards his goal of hitting the hapless Mr. Milk Bottle. What fun! Based on actual events from Mr. Milk Bottle's life, the question remains--will you be able to actually HIT him? Watch out for those cross currents. What if you're driving a KNUCKLEBALL?? What if Mr. Milk Bottle spins away at the last minute? Try this ride for yourself and find out what the exciting conclusion brings!