Mr. Milk Bottle is acclaimed as a worldly scholar and a role model for
children and adults alike. Pick any spot on the globe and you can rest assured that he has been
there at least ten times. With this in mind, the Badge of Quality Corporation is extremely
pleased to announce its latest outreach program, "Ask Mr. Milk Bottle". Yes, Mr. Milk Bottle has
decided to take time away from his busy schedule to share his vast wealth of knowledge with all
of mankind. This announcement has come much to the shagrin of Dictionary and Encyclopedia
producers everywhere, for you see, Mr. Milk Bottle is ALWAYS RIGHT! Simply enter a question in
the field below, click "Ask", and prepare for the ensuing enlightenment...