Mr. Milk Bottle would love to interview you for current openings. We offer many exciting opportunities for career advancement.

Current Openings:

• Mr. Milk Bottle's Executive Assistant -
  This position involves following Mr. Milk Bottle on his daily adventures. You must be willing to travel ALOT.
• Critics -
  We are always actively reaching out for more critics. Pay is minimal, however by criticizing others on a regular basis you can improve your own self-esteem as much as ten-fold.